jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
Hey everyone, would you mind doing me a favor? Reply to this with one or more color, animal, and/or object. It’s for some divination I’m doing for myself. Thank you~
neon green, panther, piggy bank.
blue, bear, nail polish, ocean idk???
Violet, forest, horse
black whale pencil
Purple, crow , paintbrush
just because you can afford to attend/were accepted into a nice four year school does not give you the right to shit on community college and talk down about the people that go there.
not everyone has the grades or the money etc etc to go to one and that doesn’t make them less of a person so plz stay in your lane
My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.
In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.
The lorax is a prophecy
men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are
when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like
Is this fucking englishlook at this huntyphobia
Seriously? Is this what tumblr is now? I don’t understand what a sentence says and therefore I’m offending you? Please grow up I have no hateful intentions.
this white man is oppressing me
Use both headphones
left: the weeknd
When you listen to this with headphones it plays separate. Can’t get over this combination. Perfect to smoke to.
These song is fucking me up right now. I rolled my eyes at that comment before, and I don’t do drugs, but I feel like if I did, while listening to this song, my brain would slow til it started running backwards.
Why is this so awesome?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE?
You put melted butter on popcorn?
yes. welcome to the new age.
Have you guys seen expressyourcraziness blog it’s so good
I know right and he’s so funny and nice truly an amazing person
I KNOW OMG HE MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD
Awww guys this is so sweet I love every single one of you .you the audience deserve so much love and happiness to be even apart of that makes me so happy bless you all
Did we ask for that unnecessary comment ??
We’re the freakin’ Guardians of the Galaxy…