——I can’t stop laughing I’m sorry I had to
HAHAHAH I love these
hidemyblogfrommymom this is what awaits you oh lord
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
Reblogging again bc I’ve been watching it for awhile (for characterization purposes!) and I thought Widow was running a little, erm, poorly. But then I remembered her ankle got pinned under that beam when the Helicarrier was attacked and this AMAZING BITCH IS RUNNING ON A BROKEN ANKLE.
ain’t no broken limb gonna stop the truly fierce one
No but the amazing thing is that things like that often get forgotten about in filmmaking. Oh she’s got a broken ankle huh? Oh well, I’m sure the fans won’t notice. BUT WE NOTICED AND THEY ARE AMAZING AT DETAIL IN THIS MOVIE.
Actually if you notice she’s hobbling a little bit! I think the adrenaline and her training are keeping her going.
Gosh she’s fab.
Reason number 5001 why Natasha is Queen Of All.
Lovely, funny, blonde, and is a Covergirl. What I’m saying is she’s been copying me for years. — Ellen Degeneres
At home with Harrison Ford, 1978
The only valid reason to time travel is to go back to the 1970’s and bang Harrison Ford. There is no other decent reason. Fuck historical events! No, fuck Harrison Ford.
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake