Necromacy's

preserving-humanity:

——I can’t stop laughing I’m sorry I had to 

HAHAHAH I love these

hidemyblogfrommymom this is what awaits you oh lord

hidemyblogfrommymom this is what awaits you oh lord

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

craizerontheinside:


221bitssmallerontheoutside:

huggs5:

subite-vene-in-misha:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

knitmeapony:

 #make way for the booty parade

Reblogging again bc I’ve been watching it for awhile (for characterization purposes!) and I thought Widow was running a little, erm, poorly. But then I remembered her ankle got pinned under that beam when the Helicarrier was attacked and this AMAZING BITCH IS RUNNING ON A BROKEN ANKLE.

ain’t no broken limb gonna stop the truly fierce one

No but the amazing thing is that things like that often get forgotten about in filmmaking. Oh she’s got a broken ankle huh? Oh well, I’m sure the fans won’t notice. BUT WE NOTICED AND THEY ARE AMAZING AT DETAIL IN THIS MOVIE.

Actually if you notice she’s hobbling a little bit! I think the adrenaline and her training are keeping her going. Gosh she’s fab.

Reason number 5001 why Natasha is Queen Of All.

craizerontheinside:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

huggs5:

subite-vene-in-misha:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

knitmeapony:

 

Reblogging again bc I’ve been watching it for awhile (for characterization purposes!) and I thought Widow was running a little, erm, poorly. But then I remembered her ankle got pinned under that beam when the Helicarrier was attacked and this AMAZING BITCH IS RUNNING ON A BROKEN ANKLE.

ain’t no broken limb gonna stop the truly fierce one

No but the amazing thing is that things like that often get forgotten about in filmmaking. Oh she’s got a broken ankle huh? Oh well, I’m sure the fans won’t notice. BUT WE NOTICED AND THEY ARE AMAZING AT DETAIL IN THIS MOVIE.

Actually if you notice she’s hobbling a little bit! I think the adrenaline and her training are keeping her going.

Gosh she’s fab.

Reason number 5001 why Natasha is Queen Of All.

Stop BEIN a lil bitch and let it go

Stop BEIN a lil bitch and let it go

Ask me sim quechons

Lovely, funny, blonde, and is a Covergirl. What I’m saying is she’s been copying me for years. — Ellen Degeneres

wire sculptures by gavin worth

rashaka:

superseventies:

At home with Harrison Ford, 1978 

The only valid reason to time travel is to go back to the 1970’s and bang Harrison Ford. There is no other decent reason.  Fuck historical events! No, fuck Harrison Ford.

customer: can I ask you something I have no business asking you
me: and your total is $56.83, if I could get a signature right here
customer: why do you wear that ring in your nose, you're an attractive boy
me: and here's your receipt
customer: can I ask you something I have no business asking you
me: and your total is $56.83, if I could get a signature right here
customer: why do you wear that ring in your nose, you're an attractive boy
me: and here's your receipt

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake